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A three-panel comic showing a white figure surrounded by colored figures labeled 'All the bugs I had to deal with during the week.' In the second panel, a yellow figure labeled 'Pushing weekly build to the App Store before the weekend' hugs the white
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Illustration of a person slouching while using a computer, with coding error message on screen above. Text includes programming code for UI elements.
A large ship labeled "My project with 5+ minutes of compile time" is stuck in a canal. A small bulldozer below is labeled "Me removing all the nil coalescing operators."
Comic strip with a cat labeled 'Kotlin Coroutines' fishing alone in the first two panels, then joined by another cat labeled 'Swift async/await' in the third panel.
Two men standing behind a counter in a pawn shop, with one speaking. Top text reads "iOS developer: **tries to use a protocol with associated type** Swift compiler:" and bottom text reads "BEST I CAN DO IS GENERIC CONSTRAINT."
Meme with two contrasting reactions to a software update: top image shows excitement for async/await in Swift 5.5, bottom image shows disappointment due to iOS 15 requirement.
Cartoon character holding a sign reading "Christ is Watching" through a window. Text above says: "When you're about to force unwrap instead of using an if-let."
Parody image mimicking Xcode 14 debugger UI with phone call icons for debugging actions; titled 'Exclusive sneak peek of Xcode 14 debugger UI'.
Meme with three panels showing a head with different expressions. Top panel reads: 'QA opens a ticket for some weird asynchronous issue' with a panicked expression. Middle panel: 'Co-worker says it’s not trouble, he’s already fixed it' with a calm ex
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Meme with two characters having a conversation. First character, labeled "Apple," says "We added async/await to Swift." Second character, labeled "iOS Developer," asks, "And it won't require iOS 15, right?" followed by a concerned look and repeating,
A humorous image showing two parking lot sections. The top section is labeled "The Legacy Project" with many parked trucks, representing complexity or size. The bottom section shows a single small red car tightly parked with other vehicles, labeled "
Meme with a man considering a decision, text: "After all, why not? Why shouldn't I force unwrap this variable?"
A meme showing a person with text "iOS developer" above their head, and a circular cookie with a needle, with text "REMOVE ALL THE CODE THAT REALLY SHOULDN'T BE IN YOUR APP DELEGATE" and "I'M DEAD." The meme humorously addresses iOS app development i
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Illustration of a person pointing at their reflection with text above saying, 'You’re going to make a proper architecture and stop shoving everything inside your AppDelegate.'
Meme with text about iOS developers and a claymation penguin crossing its arms on a chair.
Meme comparing debugging methods: a blue pill labeled 'carefully crafted breakpoint' and a red pill labeled 'print()'. Below, a hand in a glove touching red pills.
A meme with three cartoon panels showing a character's face in different emotional states. Text in each panel: 1) "Can you make a quick update for my app?" with a confident expression. 2) "We built the app with a hybrid framework" with a slightly wor
Meme of a handshake and washing hands. Top shows two people shaking hands with speech bubbles, implying one claims to be an iOS developer by using React Native. Bottom shows hands being washed.
Meme titled "iOS developers be like" showing a budget list: food $200, data $150, rent $800, 16" M1 Max MacBook Pro $4000, utility $150, with a humorous request for help with budgeting.
A meme showing two people on a bus with different expressions. The left person looks stressed and their text says "using SwiftUI in production on an iOS 13 app." The right person looks happy and their text says "discovering SwiftUI at WWDC." The left
A four-panel comic strip featuring a person talking on the phone about memory management in programming. The person says they don't care about using '[weak self]' in closures because iPhones have a lot of RAM now. In the last panel, a dog is depicted
A four-panel cartoon with a girl asking Santa for a dragon for Christmas, to which Santa responds to be realistic. Next, the girl asks for Xcode to have reliable autocomplete and syntax coloring, and Santa asks what color she wants her dragon to be.
Cartoon showing parents pulling a child towards opposite sides over a chasm, with a "Learning React Native" book placed as a bridge. Text reads "Divorce leads children to the worst places."
Meme featuring a man from a movie scene with text: "iOS developer: **needs reliable syntax coloring and autocomplete** Xcode: I missed the part where that's my problem."
Meme showing three red buttons labeled "IOS," "IoS," and "iOS". A sweating person hesitates to choose, wiping their brow.
Meme showing a hand about to remove a barrier between Mentos and Coca-Cola, representing opening an old Swift 2.3 project with a modern Xcode.
Two-panel meme featuring a cartoon character. In the first panel, labeled "iOS Developer," the character reaches towards a ball labeled "Releasing the next version of the app." In the second panel, another character labeled "Countless hours with prod
Meme with scenes from The Lion King, depicting a conversation between two lions labeled "iOS" and "UIKit object." The adult lion says, "Everything the main thread touches is your kingdom," and the cub asks, "But what's that shadowy place over there?"
Meme with a person smirking, captioned "iOS developer: **uses .forEach {} instead of for-in**" and "You know, I'm something of a functional programmer myself."
Comic strip with four panels, depicting a character saying 'I hate myself,' comforted by another with a tool icon. Second row: a computer screen displaying 'Code Signing' and the character saying 'Wow! I hate this more.'
Comic strip of a cyclist, poking a stick into their own wheel, labeled "Doing anything with Git in an Xcode project," and "xcworkspace" causing a crash.
Meme parodying a conversation where a person asks for Stack Overflow. The parent responds saying they have Stack Overflow at home, implying Apple Developer Forums as an alternative.
Meme from 'The Office' where a character compares two images labeled 'scalable app architecture' and 'MVC,' suggesting they're the same. Caption involves iOS developers and Apple's view.
Meme showing a man wiping his eye while holding a "Programming in Objective-C" book, with text "Banned from Swift."
Text message exchange where one person asks, "What do you have against Storyboards?" The response is a voice message saying, "I'm glad you asked," with a duration of 1:52:33.
A four-panel comic meme format. The first panel shows a character asking another why they always wear a mask, referring to them as 'var body'. The mask is labeled 'some View'. The second panel shows the character removing the mask, revealing code ter
Medieval-style painting of a man using a laptop with text "Objective-C developers in 2022 be like" above.
Meme with four panels of a person reacting to coding problem, labeled "iOS Developer". First three panels show confusion with "Why?". Fourth panel shows understanding with coding text explanation about "translatesAutoresizingMaskIntoConstraints = fal
Meme showing a person labeled as 'Swift compiler' looking at a butterfly labeled with a simple mathematical expression, questioning if it's too complex to solve.
A four-panel comic depicting a business meeting where a boss asks what features to bring to Swift. Suggestions include property wrappers, function builders, and improved build time. The boss angrily throws the person suggesting improved build time ou
Meme featuring a person with text overlay. Top text: "SwiftUI: releases new version with breaking API changes" followed by "iOS developer:". Bottom text shows the person saying: "I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do
Distracted Boyfriend meme with labels "Swift UI" on the woman in red, "iOS Developer" on the man, and "Supporting iOS 12" on the woman in blue.
Three-panel meme with a man driving, a woman as a passenger, and dialogues about programming. Top panel: man saying 'Did I tell you that we're on a background thread?'. Middle panel: woman exclaiming 'OMG I'm a UIKit object'. Bottom panel: man lookin
A two-panel comic meme showing an "iOS Developer" character excitedly reaching for a ball labeled "Dropping support for iOS 10" in one panel, and being held back by a pink character labeled "Still having to support iPhone 5S" in the other panel.
A meme showing a person labeled 'iOS Developer' using adhesive labeled 'DispatchQueue.main.asyncAfter' to fix a leaking container labeled 'Some Weird Asynchronous Bug.'
A comic strip showing a developer trying to sleep, while his brain reminds him of a past programming mistake. The first panel shows the developer preparing to sleep. The second panel shows his brain walking away. The third panel depicts the brain pul
Meme with distracted boyfriend; labels include 'IOS Developer,' '?? Operator,' and 'Fast Build Time.'
Meme featuring video game character with text "When the new Xcode beta is out, and your Swift UI code no longer builds." Subtext reads "Ah shit, here we go again."
Meme depicting a humorous dilemma for iOS developers choosing between two buttons labeled '.setNeedsLayout()' and '.layoutIfNeeded()', with a sweating character trying to decide.
Meme comparing basic and advanced coding with two images of a bear. Top: "for view in views { view.alpha = 0.5 }" with a plain bear image. Bottom: "views.forEach { $0.alpha = 0.5 }" with the bear in a tuxedo.
Two-panel comic meme depicting an iOS developer reaching for a bubble labeled "Pulling commits from repository." In the second panel, the iOS developer is stopped by a larger entity labeled "Conflicts on some big storyboard." The bubble is still labe
Meme showing a man wearing a red hoodie and holding a skateboard, captioned "WHEN YOU HAVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE USING INTERFACE BUILDER AND YOU START WRITING SWIFTUI CODE." He is saying, "HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?"
Meme with Star Wars scene, text: "When you install the new Xcode beta and your project still builds. A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one."
A meme showing a group of people around a gravestone labeled "UIWebView," with a man labeled "iOS Developers" crouching and posing next to it.
Two Spider-Men pointing at each other with text "LD: Duplicate Symbol _OBJC_CLASS_$_AFHTTPClient" at the bottom in a meme format.
Comic of a muscular figure explaining to a surprised character that they do one push-up every time Xcode crashes.
Person gesturing at a wall covered with papers and red string, with text overlay: "When you try to make sense of nested completion handlers."
Meme showing a scene from a movie with a caption: "WHEN YOUR VIEW CONTROLLER IS GETTING CLOSE TO A THOUSAND LINES." The character says, "This is where the fun begins."
Meme of a cartoon rabbit with a Soviet symbol presenting text "OUR USER PERMISSIONS," captioned "iOS app: my user permissions 3rd party SDK:".
A meme featuring a man with glasses and a beard, sitting in front of a computer. The text above him reads, "WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO FORCE UNWRAP AN OPTIONAL VALUE," and the text below reads, "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move."
Three-panel meme featuring a pop culture reference with a skeletal figure labeled "iOS Developer," a character asking "What happened to him?" and another character responding "He tried to learn Metal..."
Expanding brain meme with stages of coding practices in app development, from basic to advanced.
Meme featuring a scene from a movie where a young boy asks an older man about a magical mirror. The older man explains the mirror reveals one's deepest desire. The final panel shows text: "Swift code building as fast as Obj-C."
Meme with text from a comedy show. Top image shows a man holding a paper, captioned ‘Things to say that will always start a fight at an iOS conference’. Bottom image shows another man with the caption ‘You guys wanna use Storyboards?’
Meme with text: "iOS developer: uses private API, AppStore review team:" and image of a person saying "Sorry, mate. Wrong path."
"Types of Headaches" meme showing four head silhouettes with labeled areas: Migraine, Hypertension, Stress, and Auto Layout with entire head in red.
Meme from Toy Story showing a boy dropping a cowboy doll labeled 'UIKit,' with text saying 'iOS developers when SwiftUI is released.' Subtitle reads, 'I don't want to play with you anymore.'
Meme with two images of an eye: The first image shows a dilated pupil with text "The pupil of your eye can expand as much as 55% while looking at something you love." The second image shows a constricted pupil with text "iOS developer looking at code
A sequence of drawn symbols depicting the yin-yang concept with humorous annotations. From top to bottom: a solid black circle labeled "here is the 'bad'"; an empty circle labeled "here is the 'good'"; a yin-like shape with a small black circle withi
Meme featuring a split image with a woman shouting and pointing labeled 'Frustrated iOS Developers' on the left, and a smirking white cat in front of a salad labeled 'App Store Review Team' on the right.
A humorous Venn diagram with two overlapping circles labeled 'My crush' and 'Feedback Assistant,' intersecting with 'not responding' in the overlap.
Meme with a woman in a car yelling "Why can’t you just be normal?" at a child who is screaming, with overlaid text "UIView" and "UITabBarItem" respectively.
A vintage car with two chandeliers mounted on its hood parked in a lot, accompanied by a humorous caption about software development.
Four-panel comic showing a ghost scaring an iOS developer. In the first three panels, the ghost says "Boo," and the developer is unfazed. In the fourth panel, the ghost says "code signing, writing tests, UIWebView," and the developer screams "Aahhhh!
Wojak meme depicting a frustrated 'Core i9 MacBook Pro' character yelling about optimizing build processes, contrasted by a relaxed 'Xcode' character saying "haha build time go brrr." Both characters have text highlighting their roles in the scenario
Meme with multiple frames showing a person drawing on an easel with humorous captions about iOS development and creativity.
A meme showing a person labeled "Xcode" attempting to capture or gesture towards a rabbit labeled "iOS Developer." Text "Code Signing" is above the person's back.
Meme with shy emoji and text about Xcode slow file indexing on expensive Mac Pro.
Meme featuring a cartoon character on a bus with text overlay, "Apple: announces new iOS SDK" and "UIWebView" on the character, followed by "(chuckles) I'm in danger."
Meme featuring two muscular arms clasped together, labeled 'Me at the gym' and 'Me in a closure', with the text '[weak self]' above their joined hands.
Comic strip showing person perplexed by fly, rat, and bear traps; final panel humorously labeled 'iOS developer' next to '[unowned self]'."
Meme with cartoon character ignoring a warning sign about coding practices, labeled "IOS DEVELOPER."
Meme showing a Ferris wheel with text comparing it to an iOS app and neglected code stacked beneath it.
Diagram humorously comparing a complex iOS app to the AppDelegate, depicting the app as an intricate structure and the AppDelegate as a basic foundation.
Cartoon of a person labeled "iOS Developer" struggling to solve the math problem 1.0 + 2 + 3.5. Another character labeled "Swift Compiler" humorously holds a sign saying the expression is too complex. The developer appears frustrated, with a sweat em
A person in a blue and green furry costume labeled 'React Native' approaches a nervous-looking dog labeled 'Native Code' in a comedic meme setting.
A man wearing a plaid shirt labeled as "iPhone 11" holds a similar plaid shirt in a box labeled as "iPhone 12." The man is labeled "iPhone users." It's a humorous meme comparing people upgrading iPhones to getting similar items.
A meme featuring a character with text: "When you come back to your old Obj-C project and it takes less than a minute to build," and "Perhaps I treated you too harshly."
Meme depicting a senior developer standing confidently, labeled "SENIOR DEVELOPER THAT KNOWS HOW TO FIX CODE SIGNING," assisting a seated individual, labeled "ME," at a computer.
A humorous comparison chart showing a hat labeled "To warm my head," socks labeled "To warm my feet," gloves labeled "To warm my hands," and a computer taskbar labeled "To warm my $5,000 iMac Pro."
Comic strip with Santa Claus reading a child's wish note saying, "I wish my Catalyst app would stop bugging," and Santa angrily holding a pillow over the child's head.
Comic strip with four panels. The first panel shows a book with text stating that oysters form pearls in response to irritation. The second panel depicts a surprised figure reading the book. The third panel shows an error message about a device commu
Comic with Santa and a child asking for a dragon. When asked for something realistic, the child requests UIWebView updates to WKWebView, surprising Santa. Santa then asks what color the dragon should be.
Character from a movie scene outdoors, looking amused with caption "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
Two men outdoors labeled as "iOS Developer" and "PhoneGap" with a humorous caption about "UIWebView."
A meme with four panels depicting a conversation between two people labeled "iOS Developer" and "URLSession" discussing forgetting. The final panel shows a child labeled "task.resume()" as the forgotten element.
Meme of a man labeled "iOS Developer" pointing at a butterfly labeled "putting all the code in view controllers" with text "Is this an architecture?"
Two people sitting at a press conference table with multiple microphones, captioned "LEFT ⌘" and "RIGHT ⌘".
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A character finds a scroll in a cave, thinking, "I've finally found it...after 15 years." Panel 2: The character reads it, labeled "The Scroll of Truth!" Panel 3: The scroll says, "Using VIPER doesn't make you a better de
Meme with shy emoji and text about M1 Mac and Xcode file indexing.
Meme featuring a cartoon character with a party hat standing alone holding a drink, while other characters in the background are chatting. Text reads, "They don't know" followed by a message about SwiftUI's limitations, and a snippet of SwiftUI code.
Meme with two panels from a movie class scene. Top panel labeled "iOS Developer" shows a teacher asking, "Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?" Bottom panel shows three students labeled "UIWebView," "Code Signing," and "App Revi
Humorous meme depicting an iOS developer playing a card game. The left side shows a card with the text "Use [weak self] only when it's actually useful OR draw 25." On the right, a man with a can of soda holds a large number of cards, implying he chos
Comic meme featuring a cartoon character labeled "My Code" throwing another labeled "Retain Cycle" out of a bar, with the final panel showing the character facing another labeled "Another Retain Cycle".
Three men posing shirtless with humorous text labels: 'WWDC Video,' 'Blog Article,' and 'My Code.'
Meme showing a dog being held with labels 'Apple' and 'UIWebView', and a sad-looking cat labeled 'iOS Developer'.
Astronaut in a spaceship with text overlay about rebuilding a project causing a delay.
A meme featuring three animated cats labeled "Xcode," "Code Signing," and "App Review." The caption reads, "When you’re finally getting productive with your iOS programming."
A meme showing two men arguing in a workplace setting. The older man with a beard is yelling and pointing. Subtitles show the conversation: 'I've attached my sample project in Feedback Assistant with reproduction steps,' 'We need a sysdiagnose,' 'Run
Meme of cartoon characters with a cardboard castle and sandbox, humorous text about app release issues.
Meme featuring a four-panel conversation from a TV show. The first panel shows a woman asking "Is '!' dangerous?" The second panel shows a man responding "Depends on the context." The third panel has the man saying "Before a Boolean, no." The fourth
Meme featuring an anime-style character and a butterfly, with text: "iOS Developer," "Print Statements," "Is this a debugger?"
Cartoon characters resembling astronauts in a spaceship discussing how to avoid retain cycles in programming. One character admits casually handling it, while another considers retention. In the last panel, an astronaut is ejected from the ship with
Two-part meme comparing iOS development steps with a retro video game. Top part: "Step 1: download Xcode" with a simple game scene. Bottom part: "Step 2: deal with code signing" with a complex maze scene.
Meme showing three different cultural interpretations of hell: a fiery scene, a classical depiction with a figure in red, and a boiling cauldron with people. A fourth panel shows an "App installation failed" error message.
Ever Given ship blocked in Suez Canal with humorous text overlay; large bug metaphor; workers with bulldozer labeled 'DispatchQueue.main.asyncAfter.'
Meme comparing iOS and Android apps using J2ObjC tool to convert Java code to Objective-C.
Mickey Mouse with text "Junior dev: what's DispatchQueue.main.asyncAfter? Senior dev: -It's a surprise tool that will help us later."
Comic strip with character asking another why they wear a mask, revealing confusing code behind it, and deciding to keep the mask on.
A meme showing a surprised reaction with text about a Git rebase result that automatically solved 87 conflicts but couldn't resolve one. The surprised reaction follows after "project.pbxproj" is revealed as the unresolved conflict.
Cartoon of a person spraying foam at another with text overlayed for comedic effect, related to programming.
Coding meme comparing generic function to basic function.
Meme split into two images: top shows a close-up of someone whispering into an ear, bottom shows goosebumps on skin, with text "I've removed the last UIWebView from the project."
Humorous meme depicting a person tripping on stairs compared to facing code signing errors while building an iOS app.
Meme showing a powerful figure labeled 'AppStore Review' sitting on a throne, with smaller figures below labeled with various app development challenges and issues such as 'Private API calls,' 'Swizzling,' 'Epic Game,' and others, representing obstac
Meme from a TV show with a character comparing two images labeled 'Native iOS app' and 'UIWebView,' with text joking that they are the same, referencing PhoneGap.
Comic strip showing a person lifting their foot with an error message stuck to it, reading "[LayoutConstraints] Unable to simultaneously satisfy constraints."
Meme of a superhero lying in bed holding picture frame with "iOS developer writing SwiftUI code be like:" showing iOS 16.0 minimum deployment in the frame.
Meme featuring a man in a red jacket reacting to images of network settings, initially rejecting the "Network Link Conditioner" settings with 100% loss, and approving a DIY Faraday cage made from foil.
Microscopic image showing a human hair next to the smallest 3D print in the world, resembling a detailed building. Features humorous text comparing the print to the small chance of Xcode not having bugs today.
Meme featuring a calm man with long hair in a robe, captioned about staying calm despite Xcode errors during builds.
Meme comparing the first day and the 365th day of using Xcode, showing a man looking fresh and energetic on the left, and weathered and serious on the right.
Meme with two characters discussing SwiftUI and iOS 13 support.
Meme with caption 'POV: you’ve implemented the entire UI of your app in a single Storyboard' above a red banner with white text: 'WE DO THIS NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY, BUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASY'.
Meme featuring scenes from Star Wars with added text about coding. Top image: character saying "Me using a force unwrap because 'I know what I'm doing'." Bottom image: character labeled "Swift Compiler" replying, "Good. Twice the pride, double the fa
A humorous meme featuring two medieval characters discussing the motto of "House AppStore Connect." The conversation is satirical, stating the common phrase "We noticed an issue with your submission," as a humorous take on a company response.
Comic of a child asking Santa for a dragon for Christmas, Santa suggests being realistic. The child then asks for a calculator app on the iPad. Santa agrees to the dragon and asks about the color, the child responds with red.
A man sitting at a small desk, writing, in an ornate room with red curtains and a large American flag. Another man stands nearby, watching.
A meme showing five programming function types listed on the left, each followed by an image of a man progressively shouting "More!" as the functions become more complex with additional attributes like @escaping, @Sendable, @MainActor, and @autoclosu
Cartoon organs with captions; lungs, heart, liver, brain.
Comic with a pink character saying they feel old, doctor asks about playing "Wave Race 64" as a teenager, noting "Patient is basically dead."
Two-panel meme featuring a bear character. The first panel shows the character in a chair labeled "myOptional!". The second panel shows the same character wearing a tuxedo, labeled "guard let myOptional else { fatalError() }".
Meme comparing a perfect SpongeBob popsicle image labeled 'SwiftUI in WWDC videos' with a distorted real popsicle labeled 'SwiftUI on iOS 13'.
Meme with two panels. Top panel: Cartoon character labeled "iOS Developer" reaching for a yellow ball labeled "All the cool new iOS 17 features." Bottom panel: Another character labeled "iOS 13 Minimum Deployment Target" holds back the iOS Developer
Three-panel meme with overhead views of IndiGo planes taking off, each paired with Swift UI code snippets related to views and constraints. Bottom panel shows people climbing an aircraft boarding ladder, annotated with another code snippet.
Meme comparing Swift programming language to a cruise ship overloaded with features and attractions.
Meme with person smiling in a park, top text "iOS developer: **writes a basic Swift macro**", bottom text "You know, I'm something of a compiler engineer myself."
Meme featuring Xcode logo on a person in a pawn shop scene with text about build errors and warnings.
Meme depicting early humans discovering fire and a humorous comparison with modern technology issues.
Meme with "Writing a Swift macro be like:" showing two scenes of a movie with captions "LOOK AT ME" and "I'M THE COMPILER NOW". Xcode icon is added to one character's face.
A three-panel comic strip featuring a child asking their mother who makes Christmas toys. She replies "the elves." The child asks if elves also make iOS games, and the mother confirms. The last panel shows an elf looking confused while reading a book
Microscopic image of the smallest 3D-printed structure next to a human hair, with humorous text about SwiftUI previews.
A three-panel comic titled "Every legend has a weakness" features illustrations of Samson, Achilles, and an iOS engineer. Samson appears strong but is shown with his hair cut. Achilles looks powerful but is depicted fallen with arrows. The iOS engine
Meme with four panels referencing the movie Dune. Top left: a hand in a box with text 'Remove your hand from the box, and you die.' Top right: young man asking 'What's in the box?' Bottom left: person in veil, captioned 'Nested completion handlers.'
Meme featuring two cartoon characters. One has a "Xcode.xip 3.35 GB" file icon over their head and the other a "Xcode.app 12.42 GB" icon. The scene illustrates a humorous comparison between file sizes using a popular cartoon style.
Meme with text comparing iOS developers and Swift compiler, featuring a character hidden behind netting with caption "Our plans are measured in centuries."
Meme with two scenes from "The Lord of the Rings". Top image: a bearded man asks, "What can you see?". Middle: code snippet resembling Objective-C. Bottom: a young man says, "It’s some form of Elvish. I can’t read it."